Real or not, Jesus is the most influencial Human in history! If you deny that you are lying to yourself-

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badgenome said:

spurgeonryan said:

Jesus Fixed Adams mistake of not being addicted to porn. He was in fact addicted to his Beastiality slut of a wife Eve, who thought Adam was a push over and all she wanted to do was have more and party. Jesus fixed that. Dont you see!

What the fuck did I just read.

I don't know, but that was pretty hot.  I'm gonna go be with Google image search for awhile.  I've never thought of Eve in quite that way but I trust the internet to come through for me.