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Zappykins said:
Taylor Swift to me is fine. I don't have much of a reaction to her either way. She is so easy to forget. One Direction is truly muzak horror. They are the worst thing to happen to music ever. They are the most contrived piece of vile rot ever to make money. Even the worst Disney exploit is a gazillion times better.

The girls I look after keep asking me which one I want to marry, I tell them I don't care. I explain that I would rather be skinned alive, then covered in fresh lime juice and salt.

By comparison they make The Monkeys, Backstreet Boys, and Nsync look like Tchaikovsky, Mozart and Beethoven.


Best. Reply. Ever.