My friend is gettng kicked out by his wife because he is addicted to......Would a Chastity Belt fix this situation?

[Weedlab]

Nirvana_Nut85 said:

Weedlab said:
The thing is, he has to understand that women, especially married women, tend to think they should be the one to service their man's needs. Having porn or another woman would only make them feel inadequate. I say that because a few of my friends - all married - have experienced this.

One of my friends was caught manipulating himself with some literature from Bangbros. The wife let it slide the first time. Then she went on his computer and noticed he has around 50 GB dedicated to porn. She cried like a baby that night because she felt she wasn't attractive. To her, and the other women I spoke to, she had to be unappealing or something since he had to go to porn. And like any jealous women she got rid of the 'other woman' by soaking his computer is the tub. Poor fellow ... she told him it just 'crashed'.

That is possibly one of the most hilarious terms I have ever heard used to define masturbating to porn, well done I say, well done!

Thank you, good sir. Euphemisms are awesome.