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Next you know Sony is going to start flying PS3 ads provocatively near Nintendo HQ, while Microsoft urges both parties to show restraint and civil discussion. Meanwhile the United third parties security council unanimously pass sanctions against Nintendo, refusing to allow ports and engines across the border. However, a couple rogue states such as Capcom and Square Enix continue to support Nintendo's actions. Nintendo continues to devote its resources to building games of mass destruction and crude hardware to deliver them, as well as putting on grand shows for the few in their capitol, but fail to realize the rest of their people are starving in the meantime.