I Fell In Love With PlayStation 4

[Galaki]

S.T.A.G.E. said:

Galaki said:

S.T.A.G.E. said:

Galaki said:
You wanted to marry an unborn "child"? That makes you a paedophile.

Sony should've wore a condom. I cant help it.

Yes. Not just any condom. It's got to be blue slime edition.

Thats a large accusation. Sony is usually tidies up better. "Blue Slime" sounds like something Nintendo would wear. 

And that's how WiiU came to be. But you already knew that.