Screamapillar on 26 March 2013
You people are kidding yourselves, seriously... Iwata isn't going anywhere. He hinted that he may resign next January if they don't meet their goal of $1 billion profit. But that's next January, and since Nintendo makes most of it's money during the 4th quarter, we won't know if they did it or not until January 2014.
So all this ridiculous "OMG it should be Iwata, Nintendo is doing terrible lulz" is just silly. It's not realistic.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
