Screamapillar on 25 March 2013
Best advice is for everyone to have a gun, that way there is a level playing field and you can defend yourself if some wacko has one and tries to abuse it.
It's better than the alternative, which is state control, and only the police having guns. That would be de facto martial law.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
