A close friend of mine who cleans the toilets at Epic overheard an arguement once between Biffy and the chinese. Apparently while scrubbing a particularly nasty stain of one of the urinals, my source heard the following from the cubicles;
"Madamoiselle Beefy, we av invested a lot of moneeee into your bisneeeez, yes?"
"Thats true Tai Nee." (He was a very small chinese man).
"We av checked zee earningz and our returnz are lower..."
(Farting sound.)
"Yea well, all I can say is Fluctuations."
(Toilet then slammed. No flush. Chinese man stormed out of the cubicle.)
"Yea, well Fluc you Americanz to!"
My source says there were many instances of mistranslation. On a serious note, after so long at the company, maybe he fancied a new challenge? Or once his mates started leaving he decided to move on as well? But ill admit it smells fishy.







