Jay520 on 21 March 2013
Didn't you buy a Wii U within the past few months? Try ditching the Wii U. Playstations have been known to behave disorderly when in the presence of Nintendo products. Some analysts have theorized that this is the result of some sort of futuristic, high-tech super virus created by Nintendo which emits from the console to the nearest Playstation product. This would make sense as it explains why Nintendo can never create a powerful console; they spend too many resources on sabotaging other consoles rather than strengthening their own. I suggest banning all Nintendo products for the rest of your life.
