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E3 2013:
-Jack Tretton comes on stage.-
"Hi Guys! I love you! Kaz, I love you too! What a wonderful year, PS3, PS4, Vita! Wow!
Shalalala marketing bullshit, shallalala.
Okay, guys lets start with a bang, Please welcome Evan Wells from Naughty Dog."
-Evan Wells comes on stage.-
"You know guys The Last of Us is out in a few days, so you probably know about that one, so lets see Uncharted 4."
-Bamm, nextgen Uncharted with CG quality gameplay.-
-Jack comes back.-
"So what do you have to pay for that experience? 350$ for 250 GB SKU PS4, and 450$ for 1TB SKU PS4 and Knack, and 550$ for a PS4 (250GB)+Vita bundle. By the way a Gran Turismo is coming for the Vita, lets see."
-VRRRM, PS3 quality graphics on the Vita-
"Also please be exited, Gran Turismo 6 is in the making for the PS4. But before we go forward from Vita, lets see the new Assassin's Creed: Rising Phoenix."
- AC Vita footage -
"Want more AC? We will have 1 hour exclusive content on Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag. I guess everyone is eager to see underwater gameplay:"
-AC4 underwater gameplay on the PS4, everyone is fapping-
"I guess you remember Square Enix CEO asked you to be exited for today, here he comes."
-SE CEO comes on stage-
"Please, be exited for TGS. That was a joke. We're making an exclusive Final Fantasy for the PS4. Please watch Final Fantasy XV with your hands not in your lap."
- FFXV shown, contant "awwwww" in the room.-
-Jack comes back-
"You probably now by now, that the Phantom Pain is really the Metal Gear Solid Vita game. And you probably seen Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes trailer. So we won't show that again, instead welcome Hideo Kojima for a special announcement."
-Hideo comes in with a translator-
Kojima: "Konichiwa.asdasdasdasdasdasdasd Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes asadssadasdas PS3, PS4."
Translator: "Hello.Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes is an exclusive for the first 6 months on the PS4 and PS3."
Kojima: "asdasdasdasdasdadsasdasd harakira asdasdasdasd PS4 asdasdsad Metal Gear Solid 5."
Translator: "Hideo said, he would kill himself if his next game - Metal Gear Solid 5 - won't be exclusive to the Ps4."
-Room is dark, some already jerking off, only a title and nextgen Snake shown. Claping can not be stopped by Jack-
"Thank you for coming. Great night, goodbye."
-Lights on, and off again.
"Sorry I almost forget to talk about The Last Guardian. You probably know the team had some problems with making their dream into the PS3. But with the PS4, now they have the resources to do it flowlessly. Lets watch the new engine and gameplay on the PS4."
-Beautiful graphics, with really great feather animation. At the end of the trailer:
Coming together with the PS4 on October 30.-
Best. E3. ever.
