Trapped in the wilderness, what type of animal would you want to feast on your body as you slowly die from the elements?

[bananaking21]

brendude13 said:

bananaking21 said:

brendude13 said:
A snake. He would have technically already eaten me, and as long as I don't get crushed I can just slice my way out. Eaten and survived bitches!

you do realize that if a snake wants to eat you it will crush you first or choke you to death? depends on the type of snake of course, some will poisen you, some will crush you so hard until you die, some will choke you to death. the one thing in commen? when they are eating you, you will be dead

1. Play dead

2. Go for a snake that has been heavily stretched.

I can survive!

for some reason i just want to ruin this for you

1- the only way they will buy it is if you can stop your heart beat

2- i dont know what you mean by that, i mean how are you going to know? its not like they are pregnant women and have stretch marks. i know it makes no sense but i dont care