Screamapillar on 12 March 2013
It's a really nice phone. It caught my eye back at CES. If Sony ever gets a major US carrier to sell it over here, I'll get it as my next phone in 2014. It looks so legit.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
