Screamapillar on 12 March 2013
Get rid of the expensive and unnecessary 3G model, give everyone who buys a Vita a 1-year subscription to PS Plus, and bundle a full game with each Vita, and sales will pick up. No need for an across-the-board price cut.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
