Might as well do the big 3:
Nintendo: "Wii want U to buy our new console... we mean it... PLEASE BUY IT!"
Sony: "We sell consoles... and buildings! Oh and portables too, from time to time."
Microsoft: "We still believe motion control is a thing"
Bonus:
SquareEnix: "Remember when we used to be great?" or "Trying to figure out how long we can ride on our past reputation of greatness"
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