Did I assault my ex girlfriend?

[haxxiy]

luigiman5555 said:

haxxiy said:

luigiman5555 said:

How did I assault her? I suppose I did stalk her by following her but she did that to me too a long time ago. I live in Vancouver.

Oh hell. I was going to say you could only have assaulted her according to the law if you lived in Sweden or Canada. Guess you should be slightly worried then.

How so? Civil assault is "an intentional act which causes a reasonable and imminent apprehension of a harmful or offensive contact which is unconsented."

If I did not do that then it shouldn't matter where I live, right?

Well there's a gap between a true literal interpretation of the law, which was implemented in France after the revolution for like two decades before it fell into disuse, and what the judge is going to decide.

And due to social criticism theories and cultural marxism in the so-called intellectual groupings of these societies, they are more likely to rule in favor of your girl than an objective standard should demand.