Screamapillar on 04 March 2013
I'd kill Microsoft without a second thought. Sony and Nintendo are keepers, though. There are very few first-party franchises from Microsoft that I care about, and even then, 343 Industries can give us Halo 5 on PS4/Wii U. Doesn't bother me.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
