In all honesty?
I would ask him if certain parts of the Bible are truly representative of his opinions.
If he responded with yes, I would look him in the eyes and say "I'll see you in hell"
Even if I could somehow trick this omnipotent being into letting me in heaven, I could not sit in there while he tortures 99% of the human race for imagined slights against him. If I were let into heaven, I would be kicked out shortly later for plotting to free innocents from hell.







