Screamapillar on 02 March 2013
She's a liar. Kick her to the curb. You (I assume) deserve better.
...Yes, it is cheating.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
