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Blasphemy, you say? Hate to break it to you Dragon Ball Z fans, but "The Worlds Strongest Fighter" isn't as tough as you think. I'm speaking only about the Dragon Ball Z series (Not Dragon Ball, or GT, or any of the movies). Look at Goku's track record:

Goku vs. Nappa (I meant Raditz): Nappa whips Goku's tail. Aftermath: Goku died.

Goku vs. Vegeta: Vegeta beats the tar outta Goku. Gohan, and Krillin have to take Vegeta down. THEN, when they try to take Vegeta out, Goku says "Vegeta beat the hell out of me. I respect that. Let him go." (I may have mis-quoted).

Goku vs. Cpt. Ginyu: Cpt. Ginyu beats Goku. The ONLY way Goku survives is by trapping Ginyu in a frog's body. CHEATER!

Goku vs. Frieza: The main event! Frieza beats the hell out of Goku. Goku goes blonde, and gives Frieza his best shot. Frieza survives. Can't you finish the job, Goku? The guy killed your best friend, AND the guy you couldn't beat (Vegeta), and countless planets, and Goku can't wipe him out? Lame.

Goku vs. Garlic Jr.: Goku is busy being "dead". Boo Goku! I boo you.

Goku vs Frieza -Round Two: Goku "conveniently" shows up after Trunks has already beaten Frieza. Way to let somebody else fight your battles, Goku.

Goku vs Android 19: Goku has a heart attack in the middle of the fight? Didn't he have TWO YEARS to prepare for it?

Goku vs. Cell: Goku gives up! Then he makes his son fight the guy he couldn't beat. Then Goku dies. Wow. That's just.....wow.

Goku vs. Pikon: Even though he'd dead, Goku is still picking fights. This time, Pikon is kicking Goku's ass. Pikon is clearly stronger, so how does Goku win? With a RING OUT. Fighting game fans know that's the cheapest way to win a fight.

Goku vs. Maajin Vegeta: Goku got "Knocked the fuck out!" Brave Vegeta then goes on to sacrifice himself against Maajin Buu. You could learn a thing or two about being a hero from Vegeta,Goku.

Goku vs. Maajin Buu: After going Super Saiyin 3....after fusing with Vegeta....after using the Dragon Balls....Goku STILL can't beat Buu. How does Goku win? By borrowing spirit energy from EVERY living thing in the universe. What? Thanks a lot, Goku. I was planning to use that spirit energy next month with my girlfriend. Thanks to your shameless borrowing, I can't. You owe me, Kakarrot! Technically, I beat Maajin Buu. Hooray for ME!

In between most of these fights, Goku is either busy being "dead", or recovering from the time he got his ass beat by Vegeta, some Android, or some elementary school kid. There you have it. You can't argue it. Goku is a Wussy-Boy!