Screamapillar on 24 February 2013
If true, yet another example why the US government is incompetent. Blowing all of our tax dollars on top-secret facilities where they set up game consoles to perform tasks. Jesus...
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
