Screamapillar on 23 February 2013
Do you remember 2005? They announced it with a 30-minute special on MTV that revealed nothing except the exterior of the console chassis about 30 days before E3.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
