Knack Character looks like Bowser, Bowser Jr and Ganondorf all fused together - we need to talk about this.

[fordy]

bananaking21 said:

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mjk45 said:

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tbone51 said:
Bowser has another kid?

how does bowser have so many kids when all he does is kidnap peach? yeah... i just did that

because he kidnaps her every nine months or so .

yeah sure he "kidnaps her" that skanky bitch likes turtle sex, mario is just to dumb to even realize that it

This is starting to sound like a really bad fanfic.

dont look at me, im not the one who did all this. its all nintendo

Could this be the major plot twist in the Mario series? Peach isn't being kidnapped, she's Bowser's clingy gf who acts all innocent when Mario arrives.

gf? more like booty call

'cept she hangs around. Maybe Bowser is too cheap to call a cab, since Mario is just as reliable... :P