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Just got off the phone with Kaz
There will be no PS4 announcement today
It will be PS5 because it's so awesome it skips right over 4 and is a 2 GENERATION leap! It will be able to display in 8k and gaming budgets will be $100m each. It will cost $999 so get those 3 extra job interviews scheduled quick, but watch out for giant enemy crabs as RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIDDDDGGGGEEEEE RRRRRAAAACCCCEEEE! towards them.




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