Silliest things you've heard from game store employees

[DerpSandwich]

I finally had to register to reply to this. I've heard a lot of stupid crap from game store employees, but at the moment I recall a time when I was looking to buy some controllers for my Gamecube. The guy at Gamestop told me that third-party controllers had something like a 10% chance of "burning out" the controller port, the result of which being that only that particular controller would work in that port forever.

Dear lord, it's so sad that people that stupid are allowed to poison the minds of gullible kids everywhere...