What's your favorite joke?

[nintendo_fanboy]

I like this thread, there are some really funny jokes here! My favourite one comes from SuperDave until now.

And now let's see if you people like Swiss jokes. I don't know if it works via PC and in english, but when a friend told me this one, I couldn't stop laughing:

A girl comes to a preacher to confess her sins. She tells him that she called someone a son of a bitch. The preacher then says that this is bad and asks her why she did that. She answers: "Well he touched me." The preacher touches her arm and asks: "Like this?" She says: "Yes, and he also touched my breasts". The preacher touches her breasts and asks her if the other guy did it like that, and she answers yes. Then the preacher touches her vagina and asks: "Did he also do this?" She answers: "Yes, and he also had sex with me". Then, the preacher fucks her. When he has finished, he says: "Well, but that's still no reason to call someone a son of a bitch." The girl: "Yes, but after we had sex, he told me that he has AIDS!" The preacher: "What a son of a bitch!!!"


Maybe a little offensive, but after all those racist jokes I think this one is rather tame