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They'll rent that big venue, get everyone hyped up, then show off some new vita model and some games...until as kaz walks off stage Kevin butler returns and goes "wait kaz! I've been working on a little something you and the playstation faithful may want to see!" "What's that kev?" "Oh just a little something I like to call...THE FUTURE OF PLAYSTATION!" *sizzle reel of ps4 games* then kaz stands in the middle of the stage and goes "pretty impressive for ps3 huh? Well I have news for you that wasn't on ps3. *audience goes hushed* it was on this, playstation 4. *ps4 rises from the stage to immaculate applause of god himself and everyone's eyes melt if they stare directly at it*
Then I wake up




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