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I feel its my duty to let you know the downsides of your accomplishment. Now that people praise you so highly, you can only go down from here. People are going to want to continuously see deep, meaningful, and unbiased content everytime you post. It's expected of you. They'll analyze every detail of your posts looking for mistakes, looking to see if you really deserved to win.

The first time they spot a mistake, they will forgive you. And they may forgive you the next few times too. But eventually, you'll make too many mistakes and they will crucify you without mercy. The pressure is going to get to you. It's going to build up until finally you realize you just aren't cut out for this title. And like clockwork, you will have a nervous breakdown (like Nintendopie in March 12, 2012).

That's why I intentionally lost the 2010 newcomer of the year tournament.

Sad, but true.