skip on 15 February 2008
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when, suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you' re not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
