Screamapillar on 10 February 2013
I just find it extraordinary that the President and others claim to obey the Constitution when taking their Oath of Office, yet they literally spend all of their efforts doing the exact opposite. It's just insane. I have no words for it.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
