Screamapillar on 08 February 2013
A slow burn over a six-year period is much better than a fast burn over a two-year period. Like the Wii where it started out like gangbusters and by mid-2009 had begun to stall, and by the end of 2011 was all but dead.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
