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I fapped with no hands when I was, like, three by myself & came; once again with no hands during some random eParty I found myself in circa hot summer night of '99.
I was not completely coherent or even conscious on either of them. Long story.

What I really want to fap while on Molly and on acid, drunk and high on the moon. Squirt!