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A pirate walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender looks over at him, noticing a big, wooden ship steering wheel attached to his crotch.

He says, "Umm, I dunno if you know this, but, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch!"

"Arrrr" The pirate responds, "It's drivin' me nuts"