A kid goes to the biggest ice cream store in his city and ask:
"Do you have eggplant ice cream"?
"No", answered the store owner.
The next day the same kid comes and asks the same question. He returns the next day and keep doing this for an entire week. Confused, the store manager decide to make his own eggplant brand ice cream. Then the next day when the kid ask about eggplant flavored ice cream he smile and answer:
"Yes, we got lots of it"!
"Really? That is so gross".
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
