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(again, this one is much funnier out loud, as the spelling online kinda ruins the joke)

A bear walks into a bar, sits down, says to the bartender, "I'd like a gin.....................................................................................................................
...........................................................and tonic."

Bartender says, "what's with the big pause?"

Bear: "I'm a bear..."