Screamapillar on 02 February 2013
If anyone can turn that giant ship and get it to finally start being profitable again, it's Harai. That dude is just as crucial to Sony's success as Iwata is to Nintendo.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
