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PS2 graphics? Is that a joke or something? 3DS has better graphics than PS2 and it has PICA 200 GPU for crying out loud!

$99 for a home console with thirteen year-old hardware?



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.