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Let me save you all a lot (or a little) time. It's not coming out in June, okay? It's just not.



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.