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I guess I come from a different world, but unless you have had sex, referring to it as a beautiful, and glorious event is like a first day grunt saying that warfare is an honorable and exciting pursuit - you have no idea what you are talking about.

Besides - you were shoved head first through a vagina - why are you acting so dignified? (Shamelessly stolen from XKCD)