Screamapillar on 31 January 2013
wfz said:
I would rather fast food be made illegal. Entirely. =) Oh well... |
Oh, dear Lord... are you also going to tell us what food we can and cannot buy at the grocery store, too?
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
