tastyshovelware on 13 February 2008
This is kind of an offbeat fan fiction thread..... about the powers that be in gaming. It's really just an excuse to get my brain working. Anyone who would like to submit their own mini shorts (keeping in line with the topic of gaming executive weirdness), or follow up my mini, feel free:
chapter 1
So I found myself driving into the city today. It's really unusual for me since traffic drives me insane. Also, the noise. Everything is just so noisey. Anyway, there I was, aimlessly patrolling the city streets when I spotted a man that looked suspiciously like Shigeru Miyamoto. Knowing that the odds of it really being Miyamoto were not in my favor, curiosity got the best of me and I parked in the nearest spot.
"What should I say," I pondered as I crossed a nearby street.
Finally, I was upon him.
"Excuse me, are you Shigeru Miyamoto?" I asked. My inquiry didn't invoke so much as a turn of the head.
"Sir?"
It was then that I noticed what was in his hand. The man who appeared to be Shigeru Miyamoto was in fact playing with a yo-yo. His blood shot eyes tracking it as it swirled and loop-de-looped through the air.
"Are you high?" I inquired.
It was then that he finally turned to me, a giant grin spread across his face.
"Do you like casual games?" he asked.
"Pardon?"
"Do you like casual games?" his breath smelling like a vegetable garden on fire.
Lifting his hand towards the sky, he turned his attention back to the yo-yo (now eye level).
"You are the future!" he proclaimed in a triumphant outbrust that quickly turned into a fit of coughing.
-end of chapter 1
chapter 2 to return with jeff bell and others as the story continues.
