Are you a Virgin?

[timmah]

Troll_Whisperer said:

timmah said:
Nope, have a wife and 2 kids... though my first is also my wife.

You married your first kid? Dude, that's just wrong.

 

OP: No, in fact I had sex this morning apparently, but I must have been half asleep because it's just a blurry memory, lol.

Lol, wtf? Obviously I mean my first sexual partner is also my wife. Just to clear that up.