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burninmylight said:
DanneSandin said:
burninmylight said:


With all the irresponsible unprotected sex I used to have, it's a wonder the worse thing I've ever caught is some minor STD that doesn't really effect males and only gives women a few bumps around the vagina. It even goes away on it's own eventually. :D But when you have a Q-Tip shoved up your urethra by Nurse Jackie and scream like a bitch at the top of your lungs while stomping holes in the floor, you never forget that feeling and learn to wrap it up.

Hahahahaha! lololol! Well, that oughta teach you! I'm sorry, but that last part really cracked me up! Being stupid is one thing, but you don't have to regret any of it. I agree, and I've been fucked up stupid as well and am glad I didn't get anything worse, but I'm not regretting sleeping with all the women I've been with. But I do understand you regret having to take nurse Jackie up your bumhole ^^

Bumhole? Lol, I wish. Guess again...

Oh f-u-c-k!!! I totally misread... Man, I feel for you, I really do



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