Screamapillar on 28 January 2013
Not a virgin. Have slept with two women so far in my life. The first being my longtime girlfriend when I was in high school, the second being this girl I hooked up with multiple times while over in western Europe on a "World War 1/ WWII History" trip for two weeks. The time of my life!
I'm 25
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
