Are you a Virgin?

[EastN3]

Zkuq said:

EastN3 said:
Of course I'm a virgin. Not only do I not have the time or patience for a girlfriend (fun fact: did you know girlfriends have actual wants and needs?), I've heard from a reputable source that should I hold out till thirty, I'll become a wizard.

You sure it's not the other way around: If you're a wizard at thirty, you'll stay virgin? Also, you don't need a girlfriend to have sex. My first time was with a girl who I was seeing at the time but she wasn't my girlfriend at any point.

Yeah, not a virgin! That said, don't really have a whole lot of experience still so not far from being a virgin anyway.

You scallywag! A man of my distinction cannot merely have sex with the highest bidder! We must affirm ourselves to be a couple! How else can we live up to 18th century social standards?! I expected more, young squire. P.S. I guess my source isn't as reputable as I expected. I need to make some calls.