This is gonna be kinda gross to some of you, but when I go number two, I smoke a cigarette while doing my business.
I have a strange way of putting my hands on my waist. I actually hook my thumbs at each side of the inside of my pants.
You won't catch me walking bare-footed. I'm extremely uncomfortable with the thought of dirt, germs sticking to the bottom of my feet. I have flip-flops in my car, at home, and in my back-pack.
I force myself to brush my teeth twice a day. Literally. I have an electronic tooth-brush and I just shove it in my mouth and let it do all the work. This is probably not a quirk but I just hate brushing my teeth. It's a necessary evil.
I am the black sheep 
"of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson
