Screamapillar on 24 January 2013
It'll be three years from now, four years at the most before we see a 3DS successor announced, and five years before a Wii U successor. If they were to announce a device that replaced a home console and a handheld system it would either A) be too early because Wii U wouldn't have been on the market long enough or B) too late because 3DS will have been on the market too long and sales would have long since dried-up.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
