Old Smash Bros 64 Review: Terrible Game That Will Never Succeed

[CrashMan]

Not only does this reviewer have no grasp on reviewing games (and it seems he only played the game once, if at all. 'Mario powers up with a star, fox powers up with a light saber'?) He also has no grasp on creative writing.

Using smacking sarcasm really only works if you don't repeat your self like this 'fluffy fat head' did, and toto too!

But the most telling part of the article:

"The nobody-does-it-better multi player mode is there too, like that’s what it’s really all about. However, there’s no way I’m going to ask three friends over just to see if this is the secret of Smash’s success; I want to keep what few friends I have."

Wow...

He also shows a complete lack of foresight (That pokemon THING, obviously some childish fad that will die out,) and a complete lack of journalistic integrity in reporting on something he hasn't fully informed himself with.

But is all of this really uncommon in the age of the interweb, and toto too?

This reviewer not only should not be listened to (regardless of his view on the game,) he probably shouldn't have passed the 10th grade.

I give this a review of "F, See me after class"