famousringo on 22 January 2013
Capcom Flunky: "Sir, big problem. All our console Resident Evil games in the past five years suck. The value of the IP is cratering. The only game fans actually like is the one we put on a handheld. What do we do?"
Capcom Executive: "Only one thing we can do." *puts on sunglasses* "We port up."
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
*Image indefinitely borrowed from BrainBoxLtd without his consent.
