[Unofficial Rumour] World Exclusive: Durango unveiled

[pokoko]

sales2099 said:

pokoko said:

TheSource said:

kowenicki said:
someone translate please...

good, bad, garbage, awesome?

It means the next Xbox runs on pure magic, ponies and whimsy.

At first I read that as "magic, ponies, and whiskey" which would have been much more awesome.

All I care about is that Ethernet port.  With that, the Wii U is officially doomed.

why is that significant when it has wifi?

Because it's a joke that references the big Wii U Ethernet scandal of 2012.