Screamapillar on 20 January 2013
I do have to say though, that I think in a way these polls are sort of playing on people's fears. They were all taken in the wake of the Newton massacre, so it's nearly all emotional reactions and extreme overreactions. Not sure if that's wise. Since when do tragedies make good laws? "We're going to assuage your fears by passing this new law that won't make any difference, but it will make it look like we're doing something! Rah!" "Look how busy we are in D.C. passing these laws to make you safer!"
I find it kind of offensive, to be honest.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
